Would Young Money Really Fuck “Every Girl” In The World?

May 6, 2010 by Danny M

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Would Young Money Really Fuck Every Girl In The World?

According to Young Money‘s hit single “Every Girl“, Lil Wayne and Co. wish they could fuck every girl in the world. But let’s be honest, there are some girls in the world who probably aren’t worth opening up their legs and filet mignoning. To test this notion, Ozone Magazine sat down with YM members Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda and Mack Maine and threw out some celebrity names to find out who honestly could get the business.

Amy Winehouse

Jae Millz: I’d definitely have to fall back off Amy Winehouse cause I really don’t know what’s going on with her. Her whole situation…I ain’t got no problem with a chick that might smoke some bud, have a drink here and there or might pop a pill here and there, but her definition of drugs is hard drugs. She parties to another level. And all the cutting herself, if she can cut herself with glass and all that, that means she’ll try to cut me. And I’m afraid of what I’ll do to her, so I’mma fall back off her.

Mack Maine: No. No. No. I’m not doing nothing for her. My shit is exclusive. The more people you let slob on your knob, and the more times you put your peter piper in a little groundhog hole, your shit deprecates. Shit’s real. You can’t have no bitch out here false promoting and misrepresenting your dick game. No, I’ll do a song with her.

Gudda Gudda: Aw, hell no! Hell no! Like hell! No! I saw a picture of her the other day that just wasn’t right. She’s got missing teeth and shit. Like, c’mon. Nah.

Lady Gaga

Mack Maine: I wanna tape that one and sell it. I’ll tape me and her and put it all over the internet. I’m Ray J and she’s Kim Kardashian. First of all, she’s sexy. Second of all, I met her before. She’s a weirdo like me. I’ll switch to my alter ego, Stupid Mack Nupid, fuck Mack Maine. He be on some Lady Gaga shit too. He’s a weirdo, he be on some other shit. We’ll be in that bitch making wild noises, doing all kinds of different, crazy positions, all on top of the fan, all outdoors. You couldn’t smash her indoors. You’d have to be smashin’ her on a rollercoaster, at the park, at the game, just getting arrested smashing. Lady Gaga, that’s the experience of a lifetime.

Gudda Gudda: Yeah. Definitely. Lady Gaga, she can get it. She’s straight, man.

Jae Millz: I’m definitely falling back off of, and I don’t care who takes this the wrong way, Lady Gaga. I don’t believe that Lady Gaga is a lady. I need 100% proof that Lady Gaga is a lady. It’s something about the VMA’s when she accepted her award. Her legs didn’t look too womanish. Her legs looked like she was supposed to have on some basketball shorts and a tank top.

Wendy Williams

Gudda Gudda: I don’t fuck with Wendy. She looks like a dude. Her face looks chewed. She be at my brother’s neck too much. I can’t fuck with her and I wouldn’t fuck her.

Jae Millz: No bueno. Never ever. Not in a million years. I wouldn’t fuck Wendy Williams with your dick. This is just my personal opinion. I’m not saying she’s ugly or she might be a man undercover. I ain’t saying none of that. I’m just saying she doesn’t do it for me.

Mack Maine: Nah, I wouldn’t smash her, bruh. She talks to much. I might make her mad. What if I smash and don’t call? She might be on the radio making up lies and all that.

Superhead

Jae Millz: Superhead can get it just to be like, “I was a part of that.” It’s sad to say and it might sound kinda groupie-ish but I wouldn’t mind being a part of that circle. But I ain’t trying to end up in no book. Me and her would have to have some type of understanding or something like that. But she’s cool peoples.

Mack Maine: I’d get some skull but I wouldn’t smash. She’s cool. That’s my people. Me and her are cool. I’d have to see what that head game is about because of the rep, but I wouldn’t smash. I’m picky. I gotta keep my shit exclusive.

Gudda Gudda: I don’t know, that’s a toss up. If me and her were in a situation where it could happen, I don’t know. She be doing too much for me. I’m too calm and try to keep to myself. Me and her wouldn’t make it, so I wouldn’t fuck her neither. I definitely wouldn’t fuck her. I’m not trying to be in her next book.

Oprah

Jae Millz: Oprah can get it. I’m definitely trying to put a little Millzy in Oprah the first chance I get. I don’t need a Magnum, I don’t need none of that. I want her to have twins.

Mack Maine: I’m skeeting in that, ya heard me? (laughs) I’m trying to have twins with her too. Tell Stedman he could the fuck [out]. I’m trying to wife her. If you get my mixtape Freestyle 101 I said that shit. No disrespect but hell yeah, nigga.

Gudda Gudda: C’mon, my nigga. What nigga in America would not pop Oprah? I’ll pop Oprah gladly. Any nigga in America would pop her and want her pregnant. I want a child with Oprah, my nigga.

Queen Latifah

Jae Millz: Queen Latifah is another one. Definitely gotta put a little Millzy in her if I get the chance to. Queen Latifah ain’t the average Shanaynay, Shaunte, Keisha or Tiffany on the block. That’s Queen Latifah right there. She can change a nigga’s life. If you wanna talk about Oprah…that’s the hood version of Oprah. Latifah’s got that bread.

Gudda Gudda: I’ll pop ‘Tifah. Hell yeah. She’s a cute big girl.

Mack Maine: Yes. But you know what, that would be a dilemma because I met her before and she got some work. She’s got more women than me. So, if I smashed her, she could either promote my sex game, or she might fall in love with me, and I can’t mess with the other chicks she could turn me on to. You know how many chicks I’m gonna lose messing with her? That’s a hard one to answer.

Whoopi Goldberg

Jae Millz: Now Whoopi Goldberg can definitely change my life, but she cannot change the way that I look at her in the morning. She can’t, so I think I’ll fall back off that one.

Gudda Gudda: That’s another no. Hell no. I wouldn’t pop Whoopi. She ain’t my style. I’ll never pop Whoopi.

Mack Maine: That ain’t my style either. Me and Whoopi would probably just have good conversation. She seems like she’s intelligent, but I wouldn’t smash.

Macy Gray

Mack Maine: Nah, bruh. Me and her would probably be good friends too. I can’t do that. No, Macy Gray.

Jae Millz: Just her whole aura, her whole demeanor is like, that’s just not really my type of late night situation. Her voice is something that I don’t think would take me to the next level, so I might fall back off her.

Michelle Obama

Gudda Gudda: Hell yeah, nigga. More than Oprah. She’s actually nice with it. She looks good and all that. Barack Obama would pop my bitch. I don’t trust that nigga. I bet he’s running around the White House fucking a gang of bitches, so I definitely would pop his.

Mack Maine: I don’t mess with married women.

Jae Millz: Nah, just off the respect for Barack, I don’t think no black man should wanna touch Michelle. Just off the respect level for what he did for us. Obama gotta get a pass. Barack gotta get one of those passes like, “You better be lucky, he’s my man.” You gotta give Michelle one of those passes on the strength that that’s Barack, that’s the big homie.

Mo’Nique

Gudda Gudda: (laughs) I don’t know, man. I might pop on one of those bad nights. Catch me on one of those I-had-too-much-to-drink type nights. But not on a regular night, I wouldn’t pop Mo’Nique. I met her once and she kinda gave me that “mom” vibe. So I definitely wouldn’t pop her.

Jae Millz: Wow! You’re playing with fire. I’m trying to be respectful in this situation. I don’t really think Mo’Nique would want any parts of me anyway, she’s married. So, I’mma play that one safe.

Mack Maine: Nah, that’s like a motherly figure to me. That’s my girl. I love her. That’s like family, so that would be incest. I’ll tell you who I would fuck. Everybody that I named on that song. Paris Hilton, I’d give her all nighters. Hopefully I’d really get free suites at the Hilton. I like everybody on there. D. Woods, Rosa Acosta. Miley Cyrus when she’s old enough, that’s my baby for real. I really would marry her. When she’s of age, though. Now everybody’s seeing her develop, and they’re like, “We see what you were talking about.” Nigga, I saw it. That’s why I’m in the position I am with Young Money. I see talent. You’ve gotta see this shit before it happens. I already know it’s gonna pop when she’s 18. I wish I could cuff her right now. She ain’t there yet, but when she’s 18, nigga, that should be mine. I love her. Tell Bill Ray chill out. I’m a good dude.

India Arie

Jae Millz: No bueno. There ain’t really too much wrong with her, but there ain’t really too much right with her. I’d definitely have to fall back off India Arie.

Star Jones

Gudda Gudda: I’ll hit her on a bad night, you know what I mean? Stumbling in from an after-party or the club. With a little bit extra to drink she could get it. Give me somebody good, nigga. Give me some good ones. Remember, I only had 8 bars on that song. I wouldn’t fuck every girl in the world.

Rosie O’Donnell

Gudda Gudda: Oh, no, no, no, no. She gets nothing. I can’t fuck Rosie.

Whitney Houston

Mack Maine: Nah, I’m straight. That’s a real good friend of my homie Ray J. That’s one of his good friends. I ain’t saying that’s his girl but I wouldn’t do it on the strength of that. And because I can’t come behind Bobby Brown.

New York (from I Love New York)

Mack Maine: That’s not my style. That’s not what’s up. She looks like she’s got that funk, ya heard me? It look like it ain’t right.

For The Love of Ray J girls

Mack Maine: I already been there, done a few of them. So, I gotta say yeah and keep it honest.

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16 Responses to “Would Young Money Really Fuck “Every Girl” In The World?”

  1. Bruce Says:

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  2. Luiseezy F. Crazy Says:

    lol dat shit gonna pop wen she 18 n dat nigga millz said he wouldnt fuck dat other bitch with ur own dick

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  3. taraconrad Says:

    Omgggg lmfaoooo dis was one funny ass. Post lol I’m favourite dis one lol dis why I love young money de keep it real lol

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  4. Jj johnson Says:

    dem boi real with it do but no lie id thow Super head the fuk bak too many times. fuck the book id wife her long as she clean!! miley kan get it tu

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  5. lennie Says:

    lol thats all i got to say lol about all of it l o l

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  6. paige Says:

    lol they crazy but honest lol!!!!!

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  7. lovalle Says:

    haha. mack really gets around.

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  8. lullz Says:

    wowww mack maine !!!!!!!

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  9. ViiLLAiiN Says:

    lmao these niggas smfh

    my nigga mack maine tellin some true shit tho

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  10. Matheo Says:

    Astonishing consistent answers 🙂

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  11. herny Says:

    diz shit iz hell funni
    am waitin for miley to turn 18 too nigga

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  12. Fouado Says:

    gudda answers for the most honest.

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  13. weezy123 Says:

    i wish i could love (nearly) every girl in the world

    Reply

  14. rogerthatchick Says:

    dam dat was some funny shit gudda gudda said No Hell no dats igg dam mack maine ganna go stupid mack Nupid oh shit its goin down wit gaga and miley gets to freaky out ther i wanna meet mack haha stupid shit

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